I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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