it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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