hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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