So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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