can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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