he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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