i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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