our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
My vagina is officially offended.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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