let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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