the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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