Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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