it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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