He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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