yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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