i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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