I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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