dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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