Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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