Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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