just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He? As in you personified your dick?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
Randomize
