like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
nutella sex= disaster
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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