i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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