all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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