Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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