a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Randomize
