After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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