I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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