The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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