No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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