Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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