o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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