please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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