I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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