Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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