Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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