Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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