We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
