i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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