so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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