Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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