so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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