There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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