Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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