The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
