There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I think I just shit out all my problems.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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