He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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