this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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