i permit you to call me
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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