forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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