i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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