Heybabeimwearingurpanties
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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